Mom-zervashuns

 2 thing mi mom haz observed abowt me that she wunts to share.  One iz dat afur i make mi muffins i git ready to settle down and nappie so i den spin aroun in a circle twice afore i settle down in mi nappy posishun.  She said dat is wat a goggie duz.  NO NO No!!!!!!

second is dat wen efur she gibs me a lick of peenut budder, wen i iz done i den haz to gibs myself a baf.  sheesh...ov corse, dere iz valuble peenut oils in my mouf dat needz to be dis-trib-u-ted all ofur mi furs to make dem softs and silkies....