Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Sunny Toozday

da sun iz shinin, da burds are chirpin, my lizziez r hatchin.  Mum iz makin soop an stinkin up da houze an dis iz afur she ran dat horriblez rug suckin monster dis mornin.  iz suppozed 2 rain dis weekend agin witch iz gud cuz we r in catifurnia and we alwayz needz da rain....................az mi ol furrenrd jeter harris uzed to say,   life iz gud.......

Friday, March 27, 2020

Mergennncy ober

mommie wint to trader joes today and got sumz chocolate, an other stuffz

Thursday, March 26, 2020

R we goin steddy?

so benny came byz dis mornin an i ranned to da glass door to see himz an he jumped at me an tried to touch me frew da glass den he back up and layed down an rolled ofur an showed me hiz tummy............duz dis meen dat we r goin steddy?

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Tenshun! Tenshun!!!!

 da mommie iz owt ov chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we needz to sind in da nashunall gard wif sumz chocolate fur da mom!!!

Friday, March 20, 2020

Sheltering in place

 the weather had been changing frum highs in the low 70's to lows in the 30's, it can't seem to make up it'z mind.  we habz moor rain coming starting sunday witch iz gud.  it rained last week too.  mummy haz been social distancing and she did go fur walkz and she ran into willy down the street and around the corner.  He uz sniffin a vendor truckz bumper win mummy told him to git owt ov da street and git home.  so instead ov goin home, he followed mummy down a long street and across anuther street before he stopped following.  den mummy ran across him on anudder street on her way home frum her walk.  she den walked ober to willy and walked him obur to hiz house so he wood not git hit by a car.  later dat same nite, when it wuz dark,mummy had to change da lite bulb above the garage and when she wuz owt dere wif the garage door open, willy ranned into da garage and she had to chase him owt to close the garage door.
he iz alwayz gittn into sum kind ov trubble.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020


hhhheeeellllllllloooooooooooo in dere.................................

Friday, March 13, 2020

Nellie rocks

OMCod..........dese r fur peenut budder cookies................i lubs me sum peenut budder

Nellie is a feline foodie- click here

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

All Dun.......

so yesserday, dey had to spect da duckz, so moor strainge peepulz came in.  yesserday afur dey left, mommie cleened da houze and mopped so dere we not any trooder smellz wen i came owt ov my private closet.  Dis mornin dere were only too peeplez, wun wuz da big specter and eberryfing wuz dun by 10:30.  so we now habz owr houze back an i kin haz my lunchabulz an sum catnip an take a long nap in my drawer.

Tuesday, March 3, 2020


so i yam headed fur mi private closet in MY private bedroom becuz dere are 5 menz tromping thru my houze doin fingz in my ceilin to the blowy hot an cold air fingy.  diz iz day too.  last nite i had a lot ov werk to do sniffin intruder smellz on my floor afur dey all wint home.  I yam egg-zau-sted frum all mi werk.  fank cod dat mommie putted a soft cushy bed in mine closet fur me.