Izza Munday

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday Critter Repurrt

 dee mum noticed lately at sumwun hazza bin chewin down dee spider plants again cuz they shood be growin up cuz of dee rain and dee recent sunshinez.  so we hazza spider plant chewer in owr mist.  and she saw dee cranimal(criminal animal) dis morning an gotz a positive ID.

zibbit A..................

 

 

mister and misses lovey dovey haz bin seen and heard singing each othur lovez songs at sunset on dee back fence lass nite.  they gotz a thang goin on................they izza habin a ron-day-voo..

 

 

 

 

 

 

when dee mum went to dee mailbox yesserday witch izza 3 houzes down and cross dee street she witnessed and heard several quail mating parties going on in eberrywuns bushes.   the trilling ovva numerous over joyed quails excited and partying wuzza heard ebberyware.

Fry-Yay!!!

 

yesh!!!  wee hazza sunshine yesserday, maybee today too!!  dee mum izza feeling abowt 80 purrcent better.  izza knot pizza day today cuz dee mum felt so much better yesserday dat she had pizza cuz she finally felt like eatin, so today she izza gonna try a noo recipe for cherry tomato and asparagus puff pastry tart fur dinner.

 

My Morning Ritual

 

win dee mum gitz owt ovva bed in dee mornin, i run in an start yelling at her to git a move on while she putz on her robe and slipperz.  den we go to dee kitchen while she makes her cuppa green tea,  den i start singing my morning song.......

 

I wuz born in dee woods in dee foothills of Catifurnia 
My mommy wuz an unwed young kitten

We didn't have much to eat until we wuz rescued
 I coulda have starved but then I wuz dopted by a noo mommy

doo doo   doo doo doo
Listen here chile
doo doo   doo doo doo 
I gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez
 
My bowl is empty an my tummy is grumbly
Hurry up Mum an givez me sum grubby 

cuz i gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez.......

Ten-shun!!!! dee mum hazza sicky!!!

 

oh my cod!!!  there r crumpled up tish-shoez all ober dee houze!!  dee mum keepz axing me to make her noze stop running.  i habz not seen her noze go by but iffen it duz i will pounce on it!!  and she wantz me to make her sum soopz but i yam not allow near dee stove fingy!!  I slept on top ov her lass nite to keep her warmz, i no that made her feel better!.I did manage to send her sum luvz dis mornin.....

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