My Morning Ritual

 

win dee mum gitz owt ovva bed in dee mornin, i run in an start yelling at her to git a move on while she putz on her robe and slipperz.  den we go to dee kitchen while she makes her cuppa green tea,  den i start singing my morning song.......

 

I wuz born in dee woods in dee foothills of Catifurnia 
My mommy wuz an unwed young kitten

We didn't have much to eat until we wuz rescued
 I coulda have starved but then I wuz dopted by a noo mommy

doo doo   doo doo doo
Listen here chile
doo doo   doo doo doo 
I gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez
 
My bowl is empty an my tummy is grumbly
Hurry up Mum an givez me sum grubby 

cuz i gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez.......

Ten-shun!!!! dee mum hazza sicky!!!

 

oh my cod!!!  there r crumpled up tish-shoez all ober dee houze!!  dee mum keepz axing me to make her noze stop running.  i habz not seen her noze go by but iffen it duz i will pounce on it!!  and she wantz me to make her sum soopz but i yam not allow near dee stove fingy!!  I slept on top ov her lass nite to keep her warmz, i no that made her feel better!.I did manage to send her sum luvz dis mornin.....

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday

 

izza Gold Medal!!!

Doin my Smedi-tay-shuns

 

Werdless Wenzday- asked to turn to the survivors and apologize

 

Laissez les bons temps rouler

 

show us your snipples an we will frow yoo sum beadz!!!

 

 gung hay fat choy! Happy year ovva dee Horse!!!  i yam a horse.  dee mum izza monkey!!!

 

Colbert accuses CBS of blocking on-air interview with Texas Democrat James Talarico  click here

they wood not broadcast it but, yoo can watch it on youtube

 it izza storming like a wild horse owtside my houze!!!!