Sunday Funnies

Caturday

da honey sunshine spirit cat taught me a trick......

how to git da mum owt ov bed in da mornin win it iz breakie time..................

she taught me to bang on de winder blindz in da beddie room............werkz eberry time...

Munday thru Munday

oh mi cod...................

wut iz dis madness, i must go investi-cate

lass munday white peez were fallin frum da sky... da munday comin up iz suppozed to be 96 de-greez.     madnezz i tell yoo..........

correct-shun...now dey r sayin 99 degreez

Munday

it wint, "BOOM, BOOM"  and den white pees fell frum da sky

Sunday Funnies

Caturday

so last ebening, Willie wuz owt frunt and he wuz havin werdz with some udder cat, we did not see who it wuz, but owr naybor wuz waterin hiz yard so he shot some water in dat directshun an willie gotted wet and willie came ober the fence into owr yard.  da mum wint to talk to willie and he wuz furry mad dat he gotted wet an hiz "werdz" wif de udder cat got inneruped.  it hert hiz pride. he wuz im-bare-assed.

Werdless Wenzday