dee mum finkz dat i will melt
so we haz two different types of lizards around here. dee wunz in dee back yard are skinny regular looking type lizards, all kinda dee same size cept win day ar babies. mum finkz day r western fence lizards. in dee frunt yard we haz lizzards dat dee mum sez kinda look hornier and fatter. kinda like a cross between a lizard and a frog. mum finks day r creepy. there iz a dark wicker chair owtside dee frunt door and dee creepy lizardz leeve poopz on dee chair now and den. oh gawd, she googled it and it iz definitely lizard poop. dee wunz in dee back yard do not poop on anyfing dat she can see cuz day do not climb on any furnature. she haz seen dee frunt yard lizards on dee chair owt frunt. she wooda posted a pixture ov dee poop but she did not fink yoo wunted to see it.
it wuz 80 degrees at 6:30 am today. it got to 106 yesserday. pee ess: afur seeing dis picture dee mum now want to examine mine earz, damn.....Sorry mum, i iz sleepin....zzzzzz.......... Check owt dee freeky drones at dee dead and company show lass nite. We r jus laying around keeping cool! pee pee ess: i let her clean my ears wif q-tippies an i got sum special treetz wif dee gushy centers as a reward!!!