Saturday, July 29, 2023

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

It'z green!


mum iz berry proud ov her basil plant and haz bin using it on eberryfing she can fink ov

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Here's dee poop


so we haz two different types of lizards around here.  dee wunz in dee back yard are skinny regular looking type lizards, all kinda dee same size cept win day ar babies. mum finkz day r western fence lizards. in dee frunt yard we haz lizzards dat dee mum sez kinda look hornier and fatter.  kinda like a cross between a lizard and a frog. mum finks day r creepy.  there iz a dark wicker chair owtside dee frunt door and dee creepy lizardz leeve poopz on dee chair now and den.  oh gawd, she googled it and it iz definitely lizard poop.  dee wunz in dee back yard do not poop on anyfing dat she can see cuz day do not climb on any furnature.  she haz seen dee frunt yard lizards on dee chair owt frunt.  she wooda posted a pixture ov dee poop but she did not fink yoo wunted to see it.

Thursday, July 20, 2023

Hot, Hot and den Hot


we keep habin mini heet waves ov 5 dayz or so.  dee mum sez anyfing unner 97 is ok, over dat an it gitz too hotz.  we git kinda used to it.  i jus nap alot

Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Fare You Well


lotz ov dansin wuz dun................

lotz ov ha-pee peepul..............


back where it all began......................

 Dead & Company illuminate the sky

Monday, July 17, 2023



it wuz 80 degrees at 6:30 am today.  it got to 106 yesserday.  pee ess: afur seeing dis picture dee mum now want to examine mine earz,  damn.....Sorry mum, i iz sleepin....zzzzzz..........  Check owt dee freeky drones at dee dead and company show lass nite.  We r jus laying around keeping cool! pee pee ess:  i let her clean my ears wif q-tippies an i got sum special treetz wif dee gushy centers as a reward!!!

Saturday, July 15, 2023

Grateful Caturday

 I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride!!

Thursday, July 13, 2023

I've bin De-Nipped


me enjoying sum ov my last nip before dee mum cut my nip plant bak because it flowered and wuz not stinky enuf.  it will grow back fresh.  in dee meen time, i an withowt my daily fresh morning nip and i iz not ha-pee abowt that.


Tuesday, July 11, 2023

Monday, July 10, 2023



so dee mum combz me several times a week, jus a quicky comb while i play dee blanket pee-and-no on dee sofa.........
lass nite she furrminated me, she sed to git all those flyaway hairz......
she sez my furz look spek-tack-yoo-ler

Wednesday, July 5, 2023



mr. willie camed by lass sunday fur a bisit on hiz way to church.  he wuz berry well behaved as dee catnip iz flowering so dee scent iz not as strong now.