My Morning Ritual

 

win dee mum gitz owt ovva bed in dee mornin, i run in an start yelling at her to git a move on while she putz on her robe and slipperz.  den we go to dee kitchen while she makes her cuppa green tea,  den i start singing my morning song.......

 

I wuz born in dee woods in dee foothills of Catifurnia 
My mommy wuz an unwed young kitten

We didn't have much to eat until we wuz rescued
 I coulda have starved but then I wuz dopted by a noo mommy

doo doo   doo doo doo
Listen here chile
doo doo   doo doo doo 
I gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez
 
My bowl is empty an my tummy is grumbly
Hurry up Mum an givez me sum grubby 

cuz i gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez.......