Napping in my private lionz den

 

 

so i told yoo before, when i wunt to get up an nap in my private lionz den(the dresser drawer) afurr breakfast, furst i haz to get dee mum to follow me into the beddie room an open dee drawer, den i haz to do multiple figure 8 lapz frum dee ped-dest-all and dee right side ov dee drawer b4 i launch myself up into dee drawer and den climb in and descend to dee lower lebel where deer iz a blankie an a less dan plush cat bed.  i haz been doin this almost eberry day now cuz it iz gettin colder here, we cannot eben open dee bak door in dee mornin now cuz it iz cold and still dark owt. 

sometimes, win i take too many lapz before i an reddy to execute my launch, dee mum iz getting im-pay-shunt wit me.  so win i finaly git into dat crouch and launch po-si-shun, dee mum iz now singing owt, "diz gurl iz on fy-ya!!!!"(dee mum haz bin takin too meny gummiez cuz she iz in pain cuz she iz OLD!!)  den i jump up and scurry into my den.

pee ess: deer will be no tockz shotz dis yeer, iz not laydee like to show off my booty like dat