Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Talez on Toozday

 

so da mum cleaned my i boogerz yesserday.  i hate gittin my i boogerz cleaned, it freekz me owt!!!!  but dat wuz not da werse part, den  she sez, "gidgee, yor booty iz kinda durty", so she gotz a baby wipe and SHE CLEENED MY BOOT HOLE!!!! ...........furry em-bare-ass-ing

7 comments:

  1. She got you both coming and going, Gidget!

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  2. Oh! I have had a butt bath before - with water and shampoo! So I feel you.

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  3. Oh geez, well if that doesn't say "pampered" I don't know what does. As for the boogerz- I hate when anyone gets even NEAR my face.

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  4. Iz betz ur shiny clean now. Tryz notz to git to mad she luvs u.

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  5. You know...I could stand the slight one on my left eye cleaned if I would only cooperate a little, and un=m...when you have long fluffy pantaloons like me, "things happen". Ya know what I mean?

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