My Morning Routine

 

so afurr mum haz her morning coffee and reads da nooz an reads the blogs, she runz a uick swiffer aroun da houze  an corralz da litter neer my laydeez room and makes da bed den cleanz mi laydeez room, scoopz da poopz, dust panz da corraled litter up.  den she takez a shower an cleenz her furrz.  while she showers i do my toilette in da cleen layddez room, so wen she gits owt of da shower she needz to reswiffer round my laydeez room AGIN an dust panz it up.  yoo don't expekz me to toilette in a dirty laydeez room do yoo?

Sunday Funnies

 

Merry Christmas Efurrywun

 frum owr houze to yorz.....................

 Happy Holidaze...................

Raining catz an dogz.....mostly catz

 at least the cloud cover made it warmer owtside...........gess i will go take anuffer nap........

 

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........

 

it wuz 28 degreez diz mornin.  i hope dat Willy wore hiz puffie jacket an ugg bootiez on hiz way to werk diz morning

 

 

Sunday Funnies

 

Da Perp- Wile E. coyote

 

Mum saw dis guy at 5pm lass nite on her way to pizza an cardz at her furrends houze which is onlee 1 miles away.

Willy Bisit

 

Willy camed by owt frunt when mum wuz sweeping to kleen up afur da stormz earlier diz week.  He camed by to let us no dat he iz ok.  we haz has coyotez on our street yesserday afurnoon.  mum tolded himz to be careful.  he wuz headed home frum werk on hiz lunchbreak

Mum playin wif da phone agin

 

Sunday Funnies

 

My Zen Den

 

yesh...dere iz a kitty bed in dere fur me in da second frum the bottom drawer.................

Werkowt Wenzday

 

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday

 

Iz Wenzday

 

she jus had to post das...................

Toozday

 If i stare at her long enuf she will gibz me treetz

Sunday Funnies

 

Me an da Hap-pee blanky

 

Toozday

 so yesserday afurr my dramatical outing....wen i gotz home i hadz to go use da laydeez room alot!!!  an fur reference, mum had botted me a noo laydeez room a few days ago, i made furry many bisits cuz i hadz,  whispurrz(looze poopiez)  mum called de V-E-T and dey sed prolly da stress of the whole bisit, staring wif bein shoved into da PTU,  so today i feelz a liddle butter butt berry sleepy frum da rooster shot but no more tripz to da laydeez room.  an jus to umbarr-ass me more, da mum tried to kleen my booty wif a wet warshcloth, she got a quiky in dere butt dat wuz all!!!  i wuz done wif her and i wint to bed.

noo laydeez room

Oh My Cod!!!!!!

 she took me to dat V-E-T dis morning fur rooster shots.  I gave a good fight and escaped da P.T.U.(prisoner tranzport unit) only to be catspurred in da spare bedroom dat duz not hab anyfing to go unner.   Dis is me afurr i got bak home.

den she fed me my gushie fud fur lunch and i hadz to git da V-E-T stink off ov me.

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday

 

Little Pink Sock

 

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Hummy Wenzday

 

my hummy burd...................

i ackshully habz too hummy burdz, wun iz dayglo green an dee ofur iz not dayglo green.

Sunday Funnies