i hope they show up soon cuz i haz a ah-pawnt-ment wif dee mum fur lunch afurwardz. i muss not bee late.
lass nite i wazza makin muffinz here on dee sofa and dee mum wuzza combin me and watchin dat ghost busters moobie wif dee gurl ghost busters, kristin wigg, melissa mcarthy and kate mckinnon. dee mum wuzza combin me but watchin dee tv and dis laydee ghost wuzza floatin on dee screen, dee mum thot she wazza all pritty in diss flowy dress and den dee pritty ghost turn ugly and started spewing ectoplasma all ober kristin wiggs character and dee mum screemed an scareded dee bejeezuz owtta me and i jumped forward a foot. den dee mum jus started laffin and laffin cuz it had scared her and dat i wuzza foot away lookin at her like wat dee meow wuzza dat?!?!? dee mum laffed fur 5 minutes. so dat wuzza owr exciting nite!
Happy Fry-Yay!
Party on Garth!
Eberry mornin dee mum putz goo in my earz and eberry day i spend dee rest ovva dee day cleaning all dee goo offa me! and jus win i getz myself all cleaned up i watch tv wif dee mum and we go to bedz and dee next day, same thing!