mum, dere iz a monster owtside.................................
(Frum de mum: it is my flip flop that the wind blew over against the door)
pate' wif lizzerd sause..................
da sun iz shinin, da burds are chirpin, my lizziez r hatchin. Mum iz makin soop an stinkin up da houze an dis iz afur she ran dat horriblez rug suckin monster dis mornin. iz suppozed 2 rain dis weekend agin witch iz gud cuz we r in catifurnia and we alwayz needz da rain....................az mi ol furrenrd jeter harris uzed to say, life iz gud.......
mommie wint to trader joes today and got sumz chocolate, an other stuffz
so benny came byz dis mornin an i ranned to da glass door to see himz an he jumped at me an tried to touch me frew da glass den he back up and layed down an rolled ofur an showed me hiz tummy............duz dis meen dat we r goin steddy?
