Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Wenzday

 

so i hadz a liddle tummy trubullz dis morning..........
afur I hadz breakie an my viter-minz(treats) and my dose ov nip leeves an sum waterz cuz iz berry impawtant to drink yer waterz, den i came owt to dee libben roomz an i bomited on dee rug rite ware dee mumz feets go win she sitz on dee sofa to eat her oatmeelz while she duz her daily tarot cardz.  i barfeded rite there so she noo where iz wuz so she cood cleanz it up.......so um-bare-assed...I kinda almost neber havez fro ups.  it must haz bin too menny nipz.

Monday, June 10, 2024

Bee-yoo-tee Shop!!

Dee mum haz bin bee-yoo-tee shopping me fur about 2 weeks now.  I git a comb owt efurry nite on dee sofa while i need my blankiez.  I also haz bin gitting my nails trimmed witch i hate but i git treetz when we are dun.

don't my furz look fab-yoo luss!?!?
mum sez I am berry silky now.