Sunday, October 8, 2023

Sunday-go-to-meeting

 

Sunday morning jus afurr 5am............
mum opened dee bak door and guess who stopped by on his way to sunday sunrise serbiss.....
datz rite, dressed in hiz sunday best.......................

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Toozday

 

i haz to tell yoo, i iz kinda mmm-bar-assed...........
see yesserday dee mum notice dat i had a berry small dingleberry dangling off ov my booty.  dee mum started to follow me around wif a tish-yoo.  she wuz a feared dat it wood fall off in dee houze somewhere.  i wood not let her git close to me.  so finally, i laid on dee car-pet an she had dee op-purr-tune-it-tee to quik grab at dee dingleberry, which wuz small and stuck on my booty furz, youch!!!  but it wuz quik and realtively painless, an berry, berry mmmm-bar-assing