Lizurd Pawtrol

 

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday

 Gidget's back...................

 

 

Finally Friday

 so...da mum wuz owtside in da bakyard cleaning da winderz cuz ov da smoke we bin havin and Willy camed by to bisit.  I wuz habbin my afur breakie nap so i did not see him.  but i finks dat he lubz my mum.  dey were huggin and she kissez himz on the side ov da face like she duz.

 

 

 

How duz yor gardin grow?

 

I yam keepin my i on my turd catnip crop di yeer.  the secund wun wuz gitten munched by sum cricket so da mum cut it bak.  now i haz sum tender greens growin.

Sunday Funnies

 

Mr. Benny iz in da d-o-g houze

so-- diz mornin mr.benny jumped up on da winder screen at me, diz time i stood my ground and i hizzed at him, "git off ov my screen yoo stoopid boi, mummy told yoo not do do dat!!!".  so he got down.  den da mumz came ofur and looked owt dat screen at mr. benny on da ground and she sed, "wat r yoo doin der mr. benny?"...  an yoo know what he did?? he jumped back up on da screen rite at da mumz face and hung dere while she tole himz to "git off, yoo r gonna rip my screen!!"  he gotz off, den da mum wint owt da back door, around da side ov da houze to yell at himz sum more and he wint up on da fence an sat dere. " yoo r in big truble mister!!"