Spitballs

 see those little white things

it wuz not me

Sunday Selfie

how u doin?

Woohoo!

 throw yor paws up in da air like yoo just do not care

guess wat

i gotted unner here all by mi selves.  i can do dat  now dat i iz wun yeers old.

Gess Wat

mi purrthday iz dis fursday, i will bees wun yeers old

iz da rug suckin monster gone? kin i comes out now?

Caturday

Here's wat i do on Caterday.  mummie wunted yoo to see my green eyes.

I must repurrt dat i like to eat peaches and mango and razzleburries.  mummie always lets me smell da fuds tinkin dat i will not wunt to eat it.  i fooled her, i will eats anyting.  mummies sez dat mine heads iz smaller den mi bellies and dat she duz nut wunt mees to git fat so she iz watchin wat i gits to eat.  darn, i stills wunt to eat efurryting, but she wont let mees.