Gidget Splaining............

 

so i wuz layin here lass nite, belly up, in all my floofy glory, an dee mum camed an started gibbin me a belly rub an she sed, "gidgy, yoo know, iffen yoo r nine yeerz ol, den in kitty yeerz yoo r an old lady, like arownd 54 yeerz old".  Den she started singin diz song, "shez da liddel old laydee frum pazadeena, go granny, go granny , go granny go!"  

lissen heer womin!!! who yoo callin old?  eben iffen dat iz troo, i iz still yunger dan yoo!  an next yeer, i will still be yunger dan yoo!!!