da sun iz shinin, da burds are chirpin, my lizziez r hatchin. Mum iz makin soop an stinkin up da houze an dis iz afur she ran dat horriblez rug suckin monster dis mornin. iz suppozed 2 rain dis weekend agin witch iz gud cuz we r in catifurnia and we alwayz needz da rain....................az mi ol furrenrd jetter harris uzed to say, life iz gud.......
mommie wint to trader joes today and got sumz chocolate, an other stuffz
so benny came byz dis mornin an i ranned to da glass door to see himz an he jumped at me an tried to touch me frew da glass den he back up and layed down an rolled ofur an showed me hiz tummy............duz dis meen dat we r goin steddy?
mergency!!!!!!!!!!!!
da mommie iz owt ov chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we needz to sind in da nashunall gard wif sumz chocolate fur da mom!!!
the weather had been changing frum highs in the low 70's to lows in the 30's, it can't seem to make up it'z mind. we habz moor rain coming starting sunday witch iz gud. it rained last week too. mummy haz been social distancing and she did go fur walkz and she ran into willy down the street and around the corner. He uz sniffin a vendor truckz bumper win mummy told him to git owt ov da street and git home. so instead ov goin home, he followed mummy down a long street and across anuther street before he stopped following. den mummy ran across him on anudder street on her way home frum her walk. she den walked ober to willy and walked him obur to hiz house so he wood not git hit by a car. later dat same nite, when it wuz dark,mummy had to change da lite bulb above the garage and when she wuz owt dere wif the garage door open, willy ranned into da garage and she had to chase him owt to close the garage door.
he iz alwayz gittn into sum kind ov trubble.
