scairty noo disk squasher and cat food cooler.....
so last night, mommie gotz up frum bed to move the decorative sham pillows off ov the bench at the end ov da bed becuz i like to sleep on the bench at nite. so she took the pillow off ov da bench and threw it on the chair in da corner ov da beddieroom, except that I WUZ LAYING ON DA CHAIR!!!!!! She scairt da bejesus owt obs me and i ran UTB. Den she and i hadz a loudz conbersashun as she apologized to me while i wuz unner da beddie and i yelled bakz at her like, WTM womin!!!
so afur dat wuz uber, on the way bak to bed da stoopid womin slammed her foot into da leg ov da bench and borked her toe. she den sat in bed wif multiple ice paks on her foot watchin da telebishun fur half an hour before she when bak to sleep. dis mornin she iz limpin aroun, dis haz not bin a good yeer fur her medically.
Willy came ober on laybur day ti wish us a happee holiday. I still did not go to the back door to greet him. mommie talked wif him and askered him ifin he wuz gonna habs hotdogs fur dinner. He only hung aroun fur a little bit and den wint on to bisit sum ofur nayburs.
