Caturday

so last ebening, Willie wuz owt frunt and he wuz havin werdz with some udder cat, we did not see who it wuz, but owr naybor wuz waterin hiz yard so he shot some water in dat directshun an willie gotted wet and willie came ober the fence into owr yard.  da mum wint to talk to willie and he wuz furry mad dat he gotted wet an hiz "werdz" wif de udder cat got inneruped.  it hert hiz pride. he wuz im-bare-assed.