When we were in Japan, we often used their fancy Toto toilets with all the "special features." One feature was the "Princess Button" -- if you pressed that button, some music would play so it would cover the sound of farting. Get your Mum to get you one of those fancy Toto toilets, Gidget.
Charlee: "I understand, Gidget! I am a Princess too and I do not fart either!" Chaplin: "Cat Lady Mac is right, although around here Dada says 'The first skunk who smelt it dealt it'!"
Perish the thought, Gidget! Oh, who am I kidding? 'round here, they rip and fly at will, some bringing great guffaws and others, well, not to bust dad or anything, but...
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Such absurdity, Gidget!
Gidget, mum needs her smeller checked fur workin' conditions. Maybe it's on da fritz.
What an awful accusation.
Well that was insulting, wasn't it? I bet she did it herself and didn't want to admit it!
The old saying is "She who smelt it dealt it."
You look like quite the cozy Princess too!
When we were in Japan, we often used their fancy Toto toilets with all the "special features." One feature was the "Princess Button" -- if you pressed that button, some music would play so it would cover the sound of farting. Get your Mum to get you one of those fancy Toto toilets, Gidget.
Charlee: "I understand, Gidget! I am a Princess too and I do not fart either!"
Chaplin: "Cat Lady Mac is right, although around here Dada says 'The first skunk who smelt it dealt it'!"
In such cases my Sweetie always says, "You're smelling your upper lip!"
Perish the thought, Gidget! Oh, who am I kidding? 'round here, they rip and fly at will, some bringing great guffaws and others, well, not to bust dad or anything, but...
Gidget, I love what Auntie Ellen said up there and I am with her and all the others here! And I add..."How dare she!"
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