Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Toozday

 

i haz to tell yoo, i iz kinda mmm-bar-assed...........
see yesserday dee mum notice dat i had a berry small dingleberry dangling off ov my booty.  dee mum started to follow me around wif a tish-yoo.  she wuz a feared dat it wood fall off in dee houze somewhere.  i wood not let her git close to me.  so finally, i laid on dee car-pet an she had dee op-purr-tune-it-tee to quik grab at dee dingleberry, which wuz small and stuck on my booty furz, youch!!!  but it wuz quik and realtively painless, an berry, berry mmmm-bar-assing

6 comments:

pilch92 said...

Dingleberries happen. :)

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yep, it's best to get them dingleberries gone!

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Mudpie doesn't have that problem right now cuz she's nakey down there! MOL

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh no! Not a dreaded dingleberry! Or a Klingon, as they're sometimes called among Star Trek fans.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Oh Dear! Poor Gidget! But less embarrassing toi have it off than for it to remain there!

Purrs,
The Chans

Eastside Cats said...

Your meowy wants you to be as dingleberry free as she can possibly make you, Gidget!