Saturday, September 26, 2020

Mr. Benny iz in da d-o-g houze

so-- diz mornin mr.benny jumped up on da winder screen at me, diz time i stood my ground and i hizzed at him, "git off ov my screen yoo stoopid boi, mummy told yoo not do do dat!!!".  so he got down.  den da mumz came ofur and looked owt dat screen at mr. benny on da ground and she sed, "wat r yoo doin der mr. benny?"...  an yoo know what he did?? he jumped back up on da screen rite at da mumz face and hung dere while she tole himz to "git off, yoo r gonna rip my screen!!"  he gotz off, den da mum wint owt da back door, around da side ov da houze to yell at himz sum more and he wint up on da fence an sat dere. " yoo r in big truble mister!!"
 

5 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

he's asking for the broom to his hiney, I think.
mom is going to have to get him to quit, or Gidget
you are going to have to talk some cat sense into Benny.

catladymac said...

It's kind of sad, cause he wants to swee you and your Momma so bad Gidget

Eastside Cats said...

Benny has limited ways to impress you and your momma, Gidget! You've got to give him snaps for trying, no?

The Island Cats said...

Benny sure is rude!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Sounds like Benny is being a trouble maker!