OMC........Munday, I haz 2 boifurrendz

so di mornin while da mom wuz drinkin coffee an reedin her nooz, my noo boifurrend jumped at da glazz of da slidin glazz door an scaird da bejeezuz owt of da mom cuz i wuz sittin unner da table lookin fur willy.

i now haz 2 boifurrendz............................