Caturday

Here's wat i do on Caterday.  mummie wunted yoo to see my green eyes.

I must repurrt dat i like to eat peaches and mango and razzleburries.  mummie always lets me smell da fuds tinkin dat i will not wunt to eat it.  i fooled her, i will eats anyting.  mummies sez dat mine heads iz smaller den mi bellies and dat she duz nut wunt mees to git fat so she iz watchin wat i gits to eat.  darn, i stills wunt to eat efurryting, but she wont let mees.