Here's wat i do on Caterday. mummie wunted yoo to see my green eyes.
I must repurrt dat i like to eat peaches and mango and razzleburries. mummie always lets me smell da fuds tinkin dat i will not wunt to eat it. i fooled her, i will eats anyting. mummies sez dat mine heads iz smaller den mi bellies and dat she duz nut wunt mees to git fat so she iz watchin wat i gits to eat. darn, i stills wunt to eat efurryting, but she wont let mees.