Excess Furz

 

dee mum sez i haz a problum.  i haz excess furz.  she combz me eberry nite and instead ov dee amownt ov furz gittin less, dee same amownt ov furz, iffen not mowr keepz coming owt on dee comb.  afurr a month she finkz dat i shood be runnin owt ov furz by meow!

dat iz not happening, becuz i yam a fur facturry!!! 

I haz furz therefore i yam, a cat!!! 

(j'ai de la fourrure donc je suis un chat)

Sunday Funnies

 

pee-hiss:  it got to 108 yesserday and stayed there for several hours!!!

Fry-Yay!!!!

 

weather update:  well, yesserday we wuz gonna tell yoo dat iz only bin peeking at abowt 104 degreez but yesserday it did go to 106 fur abowt an  hour and it only gitz to 104 around 5 pm or so and kinda takez itz time getting there.  it still wuz 82 degrees at midnite lass nite but 62 degreez dis morning , thankz cod!!!  iz berry quiet here cuz efurrywun stayz inside all day.  mum wint to dee post orfiss on wenzday and there wuz onlee 2 carz in dee parking lot.  iz berry cool in dee houze.

Dec-lar-a-shun ov Indy-pen-dance

 

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all kittens are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Belly Rubs.

Mr. and Mrs. Lovey Dovey.......

 

owt fur their morning stroll......

Olympics are going to the d-o-g-s!!!

 

Meet Beacon, the Golden Retriever Who Had an Important Role at the U.S. Olympic Gymnastics Trials

Iz Munday

 so recently I haz not bin eating my gooshy foodz at lunch time, witch iz gooshy fudz time of day, and then i wanted some befur afurnoon nap but afur lunch treetz and yoo know what dee mum sed to me?!?!  gidget, did yoo no dat yoo did not eat your gooshy foodz and now yoo wants treets?!? did yoo know that there are kittens starbing ober in china, and i jus hadz to throw away purrfectly good nomz?!? wat dee meow?!?!