Izza Munday

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday Critter Repurrt

 dee mum noticed lately at sumwun hazza bin chewin down dee spider plants again cuz they shood be growin up cuz of dee rain and dee recent sunshinez.  so we hazza spider plant chewer in owr mist.  and she saw dee cranimal(criminal animal) dis morning an gotz a positive ID.

zibbit A..................

 

 

mister and misses lovey dovey haz bin seen and heard singing each othur lovez songs at sunset on dee back fence lass nite.  they gotz a thang goin on................they izza habin a ron-day-voo..

 

 

 

 

 

 

when dee mum went to dee mailbox yesserday witch izza 3 houzes down and cross dee street she witnessed and heard several quail mating parties going on in eberrywuns bushes.   the trilling ovva numerous over joyed quails excited and partying wuzza heard ebberyware.

Fry-Yay!!!

 

yesh!!!  wee hazza sunshine yesserday, maybee today too!!  dee mum izza feeling abowt 80 purrcent better.  izza knot pizza day today cuz dee mum felt so much better yesserday dat she had pizza cuz she finally felt like eatin, so today she izza gonna try a noo recipe for cherry tomato and asparagus puff pastry tart fur dinner.

 

My Morning Ritual

 

win dee mum gitz owt ovva bed in dee mornin, i run in an start yelling at her to git a move on while she putz on her robe and slipperz.  den we go to dee kitchen while she makes her cuppa green tea,  den i start singing my morning song.......

 

I wuz born in dee woods in dee foothills of Catifurnia 
My mommy wuz an unwed young kitten

We didn't have much to eat until we wuz rescued
 I coulda have starved but then I wuz dopted by a noo mommy

doo doo   doo doo doo
Listen here chile
doo doo   doo doo doo 
I gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez
 
My bowl is empty an my tummy is grumbly
Hurry up Mum an givez me sum grubby 

cuz i gotz dee Gidget Blue Sky bluez.......

Ten-shun!!!! dee mum hazza sicky!!!

 

oh my cod!!!  there r crumpled up tish-shoez all ober dee houze!!  dee mum keepz axing me to make her noze stop running.  i habz not seen her noze go by but iffen it duz i will pounce on it!!  and she wantz me to make her sum soopz but i yam not allow near dee stove fingy!!  I slept on top ov her lass nite to keep her warmz, i no that made her feel better!.I did manage to send her sum luvz dis mornin.....

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Caturday

 

izza Gold Medal!!!

Doin my Smedi-tay-shuns

 

Werdless Wenzday- asked to turn to the survivors and apologize

 

Laissez les bons temps rouler

 

show us your snipples an we will frow yoo sum beadz!!!

 

 gung hay fat choy! Happy year ovva dee Horse!!!  i yam a horse.  dee mum izza monkey!!!

 

Colbert accuses CBS of blocking on-air interview with Texas Democrat James Talarico  click here

they wood not broadcast it but, yoo can watch it on youtube

 it izza storming like a wild horse owtside my houze!!!!

Sunday Funnies

 

Happy Valentines Day!!!!!

 

Fry-Yay!!!

Pizza Day!! 

The Jungle Room

 

Werdless Wensday

 

Here it izza

 there izza sumfing dee mum hazta git offa her chest and her it goez:

 

Dee mum grew up in santa clara(hello, that izza spanish, duh...) county, where dee sooper bowl jus got played.   san jose(wunce again spanish, duh....) area, dee mum grewz up with menny familiez ovva hispanic origins. meeny ovva her furrends ovva male and female purrswuashuns, their madres taught dee mum how to cook tortillas and quesadilas on dee stove burner and make other snackies.

as dee mum grew up, she taught her furrendz and boyfurrend how to cook these treats like she wuzza taught.  afur a night dancing to dee grateful dead in concert fur hourz, dee mum and her boyfurrend, house matez and furrendz wood come home at 1-2 am and shower and git in their jammies they wood cook fried eggz, tortillas cooked on dee burner and buttered, refritos and added salsa and avocados and wood feast at 2-3 am and go to bed and sleep fur 8-10 hours and git up an go to dee second or more of 3-5 nights of dee grateful dead and dance fur hours and do it all ofur agin.  this got to be a tradition at dee mums house in those days.

so do not go telling dee mum dat these peepull r all criminals jus becuz their skin izza different color.   they are beautiful loving and caring peepullz who treat yoo like familia when yoo r in their house, they feed yoo and take care of yoo. 

dee mum noz alot of spanish, dee mum can eben cuss in spanish.  so tell dee orinj wun he can shove a tortilla and sum refritos uppa hizza culo. 

buenos días, mi amigos y amigas!   Feliz Martes!!!

now dee mum izza hungry fur sum mexican foodz!

Sooper Bowl

 

whoa!....purrsonal space mum!

a message from dat conejo malo!

pregame show from dee mumz peepullz!

 

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Conejito Malo!!!!!!

So purroud!!!!!!

 

dis izza wat dee mum saw earlier dis week win she wuzza coming home from her v-e-t appt.

she izza so proud ovva deez yungstirz frum dee noo hi skool!!!

Toozday!!

 

dee mum sez izza s'posed to git up to 65 degreez around 3 pm today and iffen it duz she will open dee back door so i can sitz there and catch sum whiffiez....dee mum hazza bin berry bizee this week doin all kindza mum stuffz an haz me gitten her upz at 6 am so she kinda owe me a little sumpin sumpin....

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