Munday

 

dee mum finkz dat i will melt

Sunday Funnies

 

I'm hurt, let me in actor cat leaves everyone in stitches (video)

Caturday

 

da peenut budder box iz here!

here iz my mum artified

Furzday

posing fur dee mum dis morning

It'z green!

 

mum iz berry proud ov her basil plant and haz bin using it on eberryfing she can fink ov

Here's dee poop

 

so we haz two different types of lizards around here.  dee wunz in dee back yard are skinny regular looking type lizards, all kinda dee same size cept win day ar babies. mum finkz day r western fence lizards. in dee frunt yard we haz lizzards dat dee mum sez kinda look hornier and fatter.  kinda like a cross between a lizard and a frog. mum finks day r creepy.  there iz a dark wicker chair owtside dee frunt door and dee creepy lizardz leeve poopz on dee chair now and den.  oh gawd, she googled it and it iz definitely lizard poop.  dee wunz in dee back yard do not poop on anyfing dat she can see cuz day do not climb on any furnature.  she haz seen dee frunt yard lizards on dee chair owt frunt.  she wooda posted a pixture ov dee poop but she did not fink yoo wunted to see it.

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday

 

The Best

 

 

Hot, Hot and den Hot

 

we keep habin mini heet waves ov 5 dayz or so.  dee mum sez anyfing unner 97 is ok, over dat an it gitz too hotz.  we git kinda used to it.  i jus nap alot

Fare You Well

 

lotz ov dansin wuz dun................

lotz ov ha-pee peepul..............

 

back where it all began......................

 Dead & Company illuminate the sky

Tung Owt Toozday

 

Munday

 

it wuz 80 degrees at 6:30 am today.  it got to 106 yesserday.  pee ess: afur seeing dis picture dee mum now want to examine mine earz,  damn.....Sorry mum, i iz sleepin....zzzzzz..........  Check owt dee freeky drones at dee dead and company show lass nite.  We r jus laying around keeping cool! pee pee ess:  i let her clean my ears wif q-tippies an i got sum special treetz wif dee gushy centers as a reward!!!

Grateful Sunday Funnies

 

Grateful Caturday

 I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride!!

The Big Last Weekend

 

I've bin De-Nipped

 

me enjoying sum ov my last nip before dee mum cut my nip plant bak because it flowered and wuz not stinky enuf.  it will grow back fresh.  in dee meen time, i an withowt my daily fresh morning nip and i iz not ha-pee abowt that.

 

Mr. Heatie iz coming to Bisit agin

 jus fur a few dayz (thank cod)

i iz jus gonna lay here and cool off my belly...

De-Fluffed

 

so dee mum combz me several times a week, jus a quicky comb while i play dee blanket pee-and-no on dee sofa.........

lass nite she furrminated me, she sed to git all those flyaway hairz......

she sez my furz look spek-tack-yoo-ler

Sunday Funnies

 

Caturday

 yesh, i can sleep thru dead and company

Burd Butt

 

miss lovey dovey on top ov my umbrella  dis morning....

Sunday-go-to-meeting

 

mr. willie camed by lass sunday fur a bisit on hiz way to church.  he wuz berry well behaved as dee catnip iz flowering so dee scent iz not as strong now.