Whatz fur Breakfast

 

afurr i've hadz my breakies and den i hadz my viterminz(tem-tay-shuns), i keep beggin dee mum fur more treetz.  dee mum sez, "no Gidgy, yoo already haz hadz your treetz, no more!".  so win dee mum sitz down on dee sofa wif her breakie, i kinda walkz ober to her and sed, "what choo eatin mum?"  now, i do not eat peepull fudz.  maybe a dab ov peenut budder on o-k-shun, maybe a lick ov cheeze.  but a fa-yoo daze ago dee mum ofurred me her spoon and i licked it and it wuz berry yummy!  she called it eggie weggies, soft boiled eggz wif budder and par-ma-shawn cheeze.  a few dayz later fur breakie she ofurred me her spoon agin. dis time it wuz not eggie weggiez, dis time it wuzza oat-meel, an it hadda budder in it, so it wuzza yummy too!!   so, my furrendz, it payz to ask what izza on dee men-yoo.