iz Wenzday

 

so sometimez win i lay like dis, dee mum comez by and she wuntz to pick me up so dat she kin hugz me...........

so she squats down, and she gitz wun hand unner dee upper partz ov me and den she tries to git dee udder hand unner dee lower partz ov me..................

but i iz slick, i use my back paw and i push her hand away, and so she will try agin and i will push her hand away agin, dis goez on fur a few timez till dee mum complainz dat dis game is hurty on her back so she gibbz up,  i win!!!!