Hard Werkin Mancat

 so dee mum wint to home depot on Furriday to gitz sum paint fur dee fence and while she wuz waitin fur dee paint to be shakin wun ov dee home depot werkers camed bak frum hiz lunch break and headed bad to hiz desk.

dis iz Homer.  he werks at owr local home depot.  dee mum iz surprized dat dis iz dee furst time dee mum haz met himz cause we haz libbed here fur 5 yeerz now and dee mum haz bin to diz home depot miny timez befurr, ceptin maybe dee  pandemic upset thingz fur awhile.