It's my Gothcha-versary

 mi boogie mat boggied ober to da ped-dest-all

it's my wun yeer gotcha-versary wif mi mommie.  I'b bin here fur wun yeer now. I reely lubs it here, i habs all da fuds and toys i cood eber wunt, and I yam berry berry safe and lubbed, doe da mommie likes to lubs on me more dan i purrfurr.